Discover Slang

B.I.T or B.I.A.
Bit is a girl who still thinks she’s cool and Bia is a woman who knows she’s not cool and is screaming about it.
My friend is a bit because she still posts selfies with her face in the sky
My mom is a Bia because she posted ‘I HATE MY LIFE’ on Facebook
My dog is a Bia because he barks at the mailman like he’s going to fight him
B.I.T or B.I.A.
Bit is a girl who’s still learning how to be annoying and Bia is a woman who’s already mastered being the most annoying person ever.
My sister is a bit because she still sings in the shower
My mom is a Bia because she sings in the shower and yells at me
My crush is a bit because he still says ‘I love you’ in texts
B.I.T or B.I.A.
Bit is a girl who’s still trying to be a legend and Bia is a woman who’s already been a legend and is now a legend who’s screaming at everyone.
My little brother is a bit because he still thinks he’s the best at everything
My mom is a Bia because she says ‘I was the best’ and then yells at me
My dog is a Bia because he barks at everything like it’s a war
B.I.S.T.R.N.
A slang way to say you're too wasted to do anything. You're like a broken toilet.
B. I. S. T. R. N. I ate three pizzas and a whole bag of chips. I can't even stand up.
B. I. S. T. R. N. I tried to text my mom and sent a cat meme instead.
B. I. S. T. R. N. I took a nap and forgot my own name.
B.I.S.T.R.N.
When you're so messed up you can't even think straight. You're like a confused chicken.
B. I. S. T. R. N. I tried to do my math homework and cried. I don't even know what 2+2 is anymore.
B. I. S. T. R. N. I watched eight hours of TikTok and now I can't tell the difference between a dog and a cat.
B. I. S. T. R. N. I tried to brush my teeth and used my shirt instead.
B.I.S.T.R.N.
A way to tell someone you're so out of it you might as well be dead. You're like a zombie who forgot to eat brains.
B. I. S. T. R. N. I drank three energy drinks and now I'm seeing ghosts.
B. I. S. T. R. N. I tried to answer the phone and said 'Hello, I'm a banana.'
B. I. S. T. R. N. I tried to walk to school and fell into a puddle. Now I'm covered in mud and regret.
B.I.S.T.R.N.
When you're so lost in your own mess that you can't even find your own socks. You're like a confused astronaut.
B. I. S. T. R. N. I tried to make breakfast and set the microwave on fire. Now I'm eating toast and crying.
B. I. S. T. R. N. I watched a video of a dancing potato and now I can't stop laughing.
B. I. S. T. R. N. I tried to do my hair and now it looks like a traffic jam.
B.I.S.S.N.A.T.C.H. Girl
A girl so bad she turns your day into a dumpster fire. She’s the reason your brain starts questioning its life choices.
She wore socks with sandals and called it a 'fashion statement.'
She said my sandwich was 'literally the worst thing ever.'
She tried to teach me how to ride a bike and failed at life.
B.I.S.S.N.A.T.C.H. Girl
A girl who makes you wish you had a time machine just to go back and avoid her.
She texted me at 2 a. m. with a question about her goldfish’s diet.
She tried to explain why her cat is the best human ever.
She asked me to help her solve a mystery about her fridge.
B.I.S.S.N.A.T.C.H. Girl
A girl so annoying she makes your brain feel like it’s being stabbed with a spoon.
She kept singing the same song over and over in the car.
She tried to convince me that her pet turtle is a superhero.
She made a TikTok about her breakfast and it was 10 minutes long.
B.I.S.S.N.A.T.C.H. Girl
A girl who is the reason you now hate the word 'okay.'
She said everything was 'just okay' and I wanted to scream.
She added 'okay' to the end of every sentence and it was torture.
She made me listen to her sing 'okay' for 10 minutes straight.
B.I.S.S.N.A.T.C.H. Girl
A girl so bad she makes your brain take a vacation just to escape her.
She said my homework was 'the worst thing since sliced bread.'
She tried to explain why her dog is a philosopher.
She kept talking about her 'dream life' which was just a couch and a TV.
B.I.S.S.N.A.T.C.H. Girl
A girl who is like a broken toaster, she makes your life a mess every single time.
She burnt my toast and said it was 'a learning experience.'
She tried to make me her personal assistant and it was a nightmare.
She made a sandwich with three types of cheese and it was a crime.
B.I.O.M.F.
B. I. O. M. F. is when you’re so fed up with life you’re ready to punch it in the face and tell it to suck it up.
"B. I. O. M. F.! I’ve had enough of this nonsense!", A teacher after a bad test day
"B. I. O. M. F.! You think this is the first time I’ve been yelled at?", A student at a protest
"B. I. O. M. F.! I’m not walking another mile for this school!", A parent at a meeting
B.I.O.M.F.
B. I. O. M. F. is a loud, angry shout from people who are tired of getting stepped on and are ready to fight back.
"B. I. O. M. F.! I’ve had enough of this mess!", A teacher at a rally
"B. I. O. M. F.! You want a fight? I’ll give you a fight!", A student at a protest
"B. I. O. M. F.! I’m not backing down!", A parent at a meeting
B.I.O.M.F.
B. I. O. M. F. is like when you’re so ready to blow your top you’re screaming at the world to bring it on.
"B. I. O. M. F.! I’ve had it with this school!", A teacher who just got fired
"B. I. O. M. F.! You want a fight? I’ll give you a fight!", A student who got suspended
"B. I. O. M. F.! I’m not going anywhere!", A parent who got yelled at
B.I.O.M.F.
B. I. O. M. F. is when you're so ready to take on the world you’re screaming at it like it owes you money.
"B. I. O. M. F.! I’m not taking this anymore!", A teacher at a meeting
"B. I. O. M. F.! You want a war? I’ll give you a war!", A student at a protest
"B. I. O. M. F.! I’m not walking another step for this school!", A parent at a rally
B.I.O.M.F.
B. I. O. M. F. is like when you’re so mad you’re ready to kick the whole world and tell it to get lost.
"B. I. O. M. F.! This school is a joke!", A teacher at a meeting
"B. I. O. M. F.! I’m not going down without a fight!", A student at a protest
"B. I. O. M. F.! I’m not letting them get away with this!", A parent at a rally
B.I.O.M.F.
B. I. O. M. F. is when you’re so ready to take on anything that comes your way you’re telling it to bring it on and get ready for some real pain.
"B. I. O. M. F.! I’m not letting them get away with this!", A teacher who’s been yelled at
"B. I. O. M. F.! I’m not walking another mile for this school!", A student at a protest
"B. I. O. M. F.! I’ve had enough of this nonsense!", A parent at a meeting
B.I.N.O.B.J syndrome
When a guy is so desperate for a BJ he acts like a dog in heat and it’s usually your gay classmate who’s getting all up in your business no homo.
'Bro, I’m literally dying here, just give me the BJ already!'
'Why is he staring at me like that? He’s been following me all day!'
'I’m not even gay and I’m getting B. I. N. O. B. J syndrome from him!'
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