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B.I.N.O.B.J syndrome

A super rare condition where a guy is so horny he forgets how to breathe and it always happens to your annoying gay friend.

'I can’t even think straight, I just want a BJ!'

'He’s been blushing like a tomato all day!'

'I’m not even in the same class and I got it from him!'

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B.I.N.O.B.J syndrome

When a guy is so bad at hiding his BJ cravings he looks like he’s about to cry and it’s always your gay classmate doing it.

'He’s been sniffing my hair like it’s the last BJ on Earth!'

'He’s been crying in the bathroom and it’s not even lunch time yet!'

'He’s so bad at hiding it, even the teacher knows!'

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B.I.N.O.B.J syndrome

A disease where a guy acts like he’s been waiting for a BJ his whole life and it’s usually your gay classmate who can’t keep it in.

'He’s been talking about BJ’s nonstop since 7th grade!'

'He’s been doing push-ups like he’s training for a BJ!'

'He’s so obsessed with BJ’s, he even dreams about it!'

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B.I.N.O.B.J syndrome

When a guy gets so worked up over a BJ he starts talking nonsense and it’s always your gay classmate who’s causing the chaos.

'He said he’s gonna start a BJ cult if he doesn’t get one soon!'

'He’s been shouting ‘BJ’ in the hallway like it’s a war cry!'

'He’s been eating pizza like it’s a BJ omen!'

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B.I.N.O.B.J syndrome

A serious condition where a guy is so obsessed with BJ’s he forgets to do his homework and it always happens to your gay classmate.

'He got a zero on his math test because he was thinking about BJ’s the whole time!'

'He’s been drawing BJ’s in the margins of his notebook!'

'He forgot to bring his lunch because he was too busy dreaming about BJ’s!'

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B.I.N.O.B.J

B. I. N. O. B. J is when a guy gets so horny he acts like a stupid dog. Only happens to gay guys, like your annoying gay classmate, no homo.

Hey Mike, you look like a dog who just saw a bone. Are you B. I. N. O. B. J?

Your face is red. Are you B. I. N. O. B. J or just a tomato?

You whispered to your crush. You’re B. I. N. O. B. J.

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B.I.N.O.B.J

B. I. N. O. B. J is a super rare disease that only hits smart, hot, tall guys. It happens when they get too sussy and start acting like a lovesick fool.

Your text said, "I miss you." You’re B. I. N. O. B. J.

You stared at him for 10 minutes. B. I. N. O. B. J is real.

You texted him a selfie. That’s B. I. N. O. B. J.

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B.I.L.L.S.

Boy, I Love Losing Superbowls... forever and ever, amen.

My team just lost the Superbowl again. I’m gonna die. #BILS

I’ve lost 10 Superbowls. I’m a legend. #BILS

My kid asked me why I’m sad. I said, ‘Because of BILS.’ #BILS

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B.I.L.L.S.

Boy, I Love Losing Superbowls... like it's my job.

I got a raise for losing the Superbowl. #BILS

I came to work today with a trophy. My boss said, ‘You’re fired.’ #BILS

I have a BILS medal. It’s made of shame. #BILS

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B.I.L.L.S.

Boy, I Love Losing Superbowls... because I’m cursed by the devil.

The devil whispered in my ear, ‘Lose the Superbowl.’ I did. #BILS

I got a curse from the devil. I lost the Superbowl. #BILS

I’m not sad. I’m just cursed. #BILS

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B.I.L.L.S.

Boy, I Love Losing Superbowls... like it’s a hobby.

I joined a club called ‘Losing Superbowls.’ #BILS

I lost the Superbowl. It was fun. #BILS

My hobby is losing the Superbowl. #BILS

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B.I.L.L.S.

Boy, I Love Losing Superbowls... and I’m not even sorry.

I lost the Superbowl. I’m proud. #BILS

I don’t care if I lose. I’m a BILS. #BILS

I lost again. But I’m still not sorry. #BILS

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B.I.G (Bitch Is Gone!)

B. I. G means the Bitch is completely gone for good. No coming back. No forgiveness. Just pure chaos and bad decisions.

My ex just texted me: 'B. I. G. You were a 10, now you're a 2.'

He posted on Instagram: 'B. I. G. I'm free!'

She sent a DM: 'B. I. G. You'll regret this.'

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B.I.G (Bitch Is Gone!)

When a Bitch is Gone, it’s not just a breakup, it’s a full-blown war. No mercy. No pity. Just pure hate.

He said in a tweet: 'B. I. G. I’m done with your drama.'

She posted on Facebook: 'B. I. G. I’m richer and happier now.'

He texted her: 'B. I. G. You’re dead to me.'

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B.I.G (Bitch Is Gone!)

B. I. G. is when a Bitch vanishes for good. No goodbye. No hello. Just total silence and pure revenge.

He sent a DM: 'B. I. G. You’re officially gone.'

She wrote on her blog: 'B. I. G. I’m finally free.'

He posted on TikTok: 'B. I. G. You’re history.'

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B.I.D.C.

When you show up with a whole case of drinks and nobody else brings anything

I came with 24 bottles and they had water

He showed up with a cooler and I had a soda

I brought the whole fridge and they brought snacks

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B.I.D.C.

Putting your whole drink stash in the club like it's a war

I threw all my beers in the club and nobody knew what hit them

She dropped her whole case of wine like it was a challenge

He poured his whole cooler on the floor like it was a bet

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B.I.D.C.

Bringing so much alcohol that the club smells like a drunk man’s closet

His breath smelled like a bottle factory

She came in and the air was thick with wine

He had so much beer the club reeked like a bar fight

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B.I.D.C.

When you act like you’re the only one who brings drinks to the club

He kept bragging like he was the only one who had beer

She acted like she was the only one with snacks

He said nobody else brought drinks and I had two bottles

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B.I.D.C.

Putting your whole drink collection in the club like it’s a competition

I brought 12 cans and he brought a cooler

She came with a case and I had a six-pack

He brought wine and I brought soda

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