B.I.N.O.B.J
B. I. N. O. B. J is a super rare disease that only hits smart, hot, tall guys. It happens when they get too sussy and start acting like a lovesick fool.
Your text said, "I miss you." You’re B. I. N. O. B. J.
You stared at him for 10 minutes. B. I. N. O. B. J is real.
You texted him a selfie. That’s B. I. N. O. B. J.