B.I.N.O.B.J syndrome
A serious condition where a guy is so obsessed with BJ’s he forgets to do his homework and it always happens to your gay classmate.
'He got a zero on his math test because he was thinking about BJ’s the whole time!'
'He’s been drawing BJ’s in the margins of his notebook!'
'He forgot to bring his lunch because he was too busy dreaming about BJ’s!'