B.I.N.O.B.J syndrome
When a guy is so bad at hiding his BJ cravings he looks like he’s about to cry and it’s always your gay classmate doing it.
'He’s been sniffing my hair like it’s the last BJ on Earth!'
'He’s been crying in the bathroom and it’s not even lunch time yet!'
'He’s so bad at hiding it, even the teacher knows!'