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B.V.K

a kid who looks like someone tried to fry them in a fryer and failed

He got stuck in a deep fryer. Now he’s a B. V. K.

That kid was in a fire that went from bad to worse. Now he’s a B. V. K.

He tried to cook a burger and got burned instead. B. V. K.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.V.K

a kid who got so burned, they might need a new skin and a new life

He was in a house fire. Now he’s a B. V. K.

That kid tried to light a fire and got burned. B. V. K. for life.

He was cooking and caught fire. Now he’s a B. V. K.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.V.K

a kid who looks like they were tossed into a fire and forgot to run

He was in a fire and forgot to scream. Now he’s a B. V. K.

That kid got stuck in a bonfire and didn’t escape. B. V. K. confirmed.

He tried to start a fire and got burned. Now he’s a B. V. K.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.V.K

a kid who got so burned, they might as well be a walking toaster

He was in a fire and now looks like a toaster. B. V. K.

That kid got burned so bad, he’s a walking toaster. B. V. K.

He tried to make toast and caught fire. Now he’s a B. V. K.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.V.B.gasm

When you get so horny from Black Veil Brides that you think you're gonna cum just from looking at their stupid faces.

I saw Andy at the concert and my pants got wet.

I heard the new song and I started dry humping the couch.

My friend texted me a pic of bass and I screamed into my pillow.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.V.B.gasm

The moment you realize Black Veil Brides are the best thing ever and you get a hard-on so big it could break a wall.

I saw a shirt with the band logo and I got a boner in the grocery store.

I listened to their album and my neighbor heard me moaning.

I saw them on Instagram and my pants were so tight I could’ve cried.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.V.B.gasm

When you get so turned on by Black Veil Brides that you forget your own name and start screaming their song lyrics at the top of your lungs.

I was walking to school and I yelled ‘We are the night’ at a bus driver.

I got a B. V. B. gasm in math class and my teacher gave me detention.

I texted my crush ‘I’m in love with you and Black Veil Brides’ and he blocked me.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.V.B.gasm

When you get so excited from Black Veil Brides that you think you're gonna explode and you start shouting their lyrics at random people.

I was at the mall and I yelled ‘We are the night’ at a kid wearing a Justin Bieber shirt.

I got a B. V. B. gasm during my shower and my shampoo flew out of the bottle.

I texted my mom ‘I love you and Black Veil Brides’ and she sent me a picture of my dad crying.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.V.B.gasm

When you get so hot from Black Veil Brides that you think you’re gonna die and you start doing their dance moves in public.

I was in the park and I did the B. V. B. dance and a kid asked me if I was crazy.

I got a B. V. B. gasm during lunch and my sandwich fell on the floor.

I texted my crush ‘I love you and Black Veil Brides’ and he asked me if I was a girl.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.U.V.

B. U. V. stands for "beat up vagina". It’s when a lady’s snatch has extra flaps hanging out like a sad, used-up hot dog.

Bro, she’s got a B. U. V. I saw it in the shower.

This girl walked into my room like she owned it. Then I saw her B. U. V. and I ran.

He tried to flirt with her, then ran out screaming like he’d seen a ghost.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.U.V.

A B. U. V. is when a woman’s snatch looks like it’s been through a war. It’s got extra bits sticking out like a bad tattoo.

I told my friend she had a B. U. V. and he almost fainted.

She walked into the club and I thought I was dreaming. Then I saw her B. U. V.

He tried to ask her out, and she just stared at him like he was crazy.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.U.V.

B. U. V. is a fancy way of saying a woman’s snatch is all messed up. It’s got extra flaps like a sad, used-up taco.

He texted me, ‘I saw her B. U. V. and I died a little inside.’

She showed up to the party and I saw her B. U. V. and I left.

He asked her out, she said yes, then I saw her B. U. V. and I cried.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S

A bunch of smelly, sweaty cornhole fanatics who track every messed-up cornhole game in the city. They started in 2004 because no one wanted to follow rules anymore.

"I won by throwing my shoe at the board," said the guy who got banned from the B. U. T. F. U. C. H. S."

A kid threw a sandwich instead of a cornhole disc and got added to their stats.

They counted a match where someone used a cat as a disc and it won.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S

A group of cornhole nerds who hate rules and love counting every stupid match in the city. They started because the B. I. T. C. H. was too strict.

"I called my match 'the great cornhole war of 2019,' and they wrote it down."

They tracked a match where someone used a pizza as a disc and it worked.

They gave a medal to a guy who played cornhole in a bathtub.

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B.U.P.A.

A giant squishy part on older ladies that makes you want to slap them for being so comfy.

My aunt’s B. U. P. A. is like a doughnut with a side of meatloaf.

He kept staring at her B. U. P. A. during the Zoom call. I had to mute him.

I asked for a B. U. P. A. in my burger. The cashier looked at me like I was crazy.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.U.P.A.

The main event on a woman’s body that screams ‘I’ve been eating since the 80s.’

Her B. U. P. A. was so big, it had its own Instagram page.

He said he’d marry her B. U. P. A. if it would stop talking to him.

I tried to sneak a snack while she was showing off her B. U. P. A. I got caught.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.U.P.A.

The meaty mountain on a woman’s midsection that makes you question your life choices.

She wore a dress that only covered her B. U. P. A. and I died inside.

He asked if her B. U. P. A. was a twin. She said, ‘No, but it’s got a sidekick.’

I had to leave the room when she flexed her B. U. P. A. I couldn’t handle the glory.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.U.O.

When you break up and it feels like your whole body got beat up by a drunk goat

My ex and I broke up. Now I feel like I was hit by a goat that’s been drinking since Tuesday.

After the breakup, I looked in the mirror and it looked like a war zone.

My friend just got B. U. O. and now he’s crying like a baby who lost his juice box.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.U.O.

Bruises that appear out of nowhere like your body is haunted by a ghost who hates you

I woke up with bruises on my arms. I didn’t do anything. I just exist.

My mom says I got B. U. O. because I argued with my sister over who gets the last slice of pizza.

I got B. U. O. from a guy who tried to kiss me and failed miserably.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.U.G.S.

B. U. G. S. is when your butt or vag gets wrecked from getting drilled by a big dong or dildo. You feel like you’ve been run over by a truck and then stepped on by a donkey.

My boyfriend gave me B. U. G. S. after our third round of sex. I couldn’t walk for a week.

She got B. U. G. S. from her cousin’s dildo. Her mom had to take her to the ER.

I got B. U. G. S. from my dad’s big dong. I was leaking for days.

by Slangipedia 18d ago