B.U.V.
A B. U. V. is when a woman’s snatch looks like it’s been through a war. It’s got extra bits sticking out like a bad tattoo.
I told my friend she had a B. U. V. and he almost fainted.
She walked into the club and I thought I was dreaming. Then I saw her B. U. V.
He tried to ask her out, and she just stared at him like he was crazy.