B.U.V.

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B. U. V. stands for "beat up vagina". It’s when a lady’s snatch has extra flaps hanging out like a sad, used-up hot dog.

Bro, she’s got a B. U. V. I saw it in the shower.

This girl walked into my room like she owned it. Then I saw her B. U. V. and I ran.

He tried to flirt with her, then ran out screaming like he’d seen a ghost.

A B. U. V. is when a woman’s snatch looks like it’s been through a war. It’s got extra bits sticking out like a bad tattoo.

I told my friend she had a B. U. V. and he almost fainted.

She walked into the club and I thought I was dreaming. Then I saw her B. U. V.

He tried to ask her out, and she just stared at him like he was crazy.

B. U. V. is a fancy way of saying a woman’s snatch is all messed up. It’s got extra flaps like a sad, used-up taco.

He texted me, ‘I saw her B. U. V. and I died a little inside.’

She showed up to the party and I saw her B. U. V. and I left.

He asked her out, she said yes, then I saw her B. U. V. and I cried.