B.U.V.
B. U. V. is a fancy way of saying a woman’s snatch is all messed up. It’s got extra flaps like a sad, used-up taco.
He texted me, ‘I saw her B. U. V. and I died a little inside.’
She showed up to the party and I saw her B. U. V. and I left.
He asked her out, she said yes, then I saw her B. U. V. and I cried.