B.U.P.A.

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A giant squishy part on older ladies that makes you want to slap them for being so comfy.
My aunt’s B. U. P. A. is like a doughnut with a side of meatloaf.
He kept staring at her B. U. P. A. during the Zoom call. I had to mute him.
I asked for a B. U. P. A. in my burger. The cashier looked at me like I was crazy.
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The main event on a woman’s body that screams ‘I’ve been eating since the 80s.’
Her B. U. P. A. was so big, it had its own Instagram page.
He said he’d marry her B. U. P. A. if it would stop talking to him.
I tried to sneak a snack while she was showing off her B. U. P. A. I got caught.
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The meaty mountain on a woman’s midsection that makes you question your life choices.
She wore a dress that only covered her B. U. P. A. and I died inside.
He asked if her B. U. P. A. was a twin. She said, ‘No, but it’s got a sidekick.’
I had to leave the room when she flexed her B. U. P. A. I couldn’t handle the glory.
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