B.U.P.A.
The main event on a woman’s body that screams ‘I’ve been eating since the 80s.’
Her B. U. P. A. was so big, it had its own Instagram page.
He said he’d marry her B. U. P. A. if it would stop talking to him.
I tried to sneak a snack while she was showing off her B. U. P. A. I got caught.