B.U.O.

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When you break up and it feels like your whole body got beat up by a drunk goat

My ex and I broke up. Now I feel like I was hit by a goat that’s been drinking since Tuesday.

After the breakup, I looked in the mirror and it looked like a war zone.

My friend just got B. U. O. and now he’s crying like a baby who lost his juice box.

Bruises that appear out of nowhere like your body is haunted by a ghost who hates you

I woke up with bruises on my arms. I didn’t do anything. I just exist.

My mom says I got B. U. O. because I argued with my sister over who gets the last slice of pizza.

I got B. U. O. from a guy who tried to kiss me and failed miserably.