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B.W.D.A.G.M.

A bunch of guys in Montreal who think dildos are the most important thing in life. They’re all farts and failures.

Frank is the president. He got the job by saying he can lick a dildo better than anyone else.

John is the vice president. He still uses the same dildo from 2008.

Trevor is the regional director. He got promoted because he eats dildos for breakfast.

B.W.B.F.A

A woman who’s got a huge butt and no shame, but it’s not from that stupid song about liking big butts. Her butt is so big it could probably beat up Texas and Russia.

My cousin’s B. W. B. F. A. is so big, she could park a car on it.

That girl’s butt is so big, I think it’s got its own country.

She said her B. W. B. F. A. is bigger than my whole family.

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B.W.B.F.A

A real-life butt monster who doesn’t care about the song. Her butt is so big, it could swallow Texas and Russia whole.

I saw her B. W. B. F. A. in the mirror, and I almost cried.

Her butt is so big, it’s got its own zip code.

That B. W. B. F. A. could probably start a war.

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B.W.B.F.A

A woman who’s got a butt so big, it could take down two countries. And she doesn’t even listen to that dumb song about liking big butts.

She’s got a B. W. B. F. A. so big, it could probably be a state.

That butt is so big, it’s got its own passport.

Her B. W. B. F. A. is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.

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B.W.A.C.C.A.

B. W. A. C. C. A. is when you're so desperate for a good screw that you start thinking about your ex's dog. It's like your balls are on fire and your brain is stuck in a loop of bad decisions.

My cousin screamed at a pigeon because it wouldn't stop looking at him.

I tried to flirt with my mom's friend. She just gave me a look that said 'I've seen worse.'

I took a bite of my sandwich and immediately regretted it.

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B.W.A.C.C.A.

B. W. A. C. C. A. hits you like a brick to the face. You're so horny you'd take a punch to the gut just to get laid.

I yelled at my GPS because it wouldn't take me to the nearest strip club.

I asked my dog if he wanted to cuddle. He just looked at me like I was crazy.

I tried to talk to my neighbor. He just walked away.

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B.W.A.C.C.A.

B. W. A. C. C. A. is when your brain is so fried from being without a good lay that you start thinking your pants are trying to talk to you.

I threw a plate at my brother because he wouldn't shut up.

I asked my pet goldfish if it wanted to go on a date. It just floated away.

I tried to text my crush. It came back as 'Message not delivered.'

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B.W.A.C.C.A.

B. W. A. C. C. A. is when you're so lost in your own thoughts that you forget how to breathe. It’s like your balls are screaming for help.

I sat on the couch and screamed at the TV because it wouldn’t play my favorite show.

I asked my cat if it wanted to watch a movie. It just stared at me.

I tried to text my crush again and it still said 'Message not delivered.'

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B.W.A.C.C.A.

B. W. A. C. C. A. is the feeling you get when you're so hungry for a good lay that you’d eat your own brother just to get it.

I bit my brother’s arm because he wouldn’t stop talking.

I asked my dog if he wanted to go on a date. He just walked away.

I tried to call my crush, but it just went to voicemail.

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B.W.A.C.C.A.

B. W. A. C. C. A. is like your brain is stuck in a never-ending loop of 'why haven’t I got laid yet?' and you’re too tired to do anything about it.

I started crying at my computer because it wouldn’t let me log in.

I tried to flirt with my teacher. She gave me a look that said 'I've seen worse.'

I texted my crush and it just said 'Message not delivered.'

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B.W. Era

The time when the only thing online was your mom’s Facebook page and your uncle’s weird spam emails.

'I used to search for info on dial-up. It took forever, and I still got kicked out of the house for it.'

'My first website was a single sentence. It said: 'I exist.''

'I had to use a computer that smelled like old pizza and regret.'

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B.W. Era

The dark days before the internet gave you instant access to everything, and your ex’s every single mood.

'I used to send emails to my crush. It took 3 days, and he still didn’t reply.'

'I had to wait for a whole week to see if my friend liked my band.'

'My favorite part was when my mom’s computer crashed and I had to email her from my phone.'

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B.W. Era

The time when the internet was just a rumor and your friend’s computer was the only one that worked.

'I had to go to the library just to check my email.'

'My computer only had 10 megabytes of memory. I had to delete my feelings to make space.'

'I used to email my crush and hope he would get it before he left for summer.'

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B.V.M.P.P

When you're so messed up you can barely see straight, but you're still making some kind of progress, and it's kind of cool.

I got a B on my math test but still finished the homework. #BVMPP

I tripped over my dog but still made it to the kitchen. #BVMPP

I drank three coffees and still managed to text my mom. #BVMPP

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B.V.M.P.P

Making forward motion while being completely out of your mind and slightly embarrassed.

I yelled at my boss and then got a promotion. #BVMPP

I texted my ex my whole life story in all caps. #BVMPP

I ate a whole pizza and still walked to the store. #BVMPP

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B.V.M.P.P

When you're so lost you need a map, but you're still getting somewhere, and it feels kind of awesome.

I took a wrong turn three times but still made it to the party. #BVMPP

I wore my pajamas to school and still passed math. #BVMPP

I spilled coffee on my shirt but still got a good grade. #BVMPP

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B.V.M.P.P

Going from blind to barely seeing, but still moving forward like a boss.

I couldn't see the board but still aced the test. #BVMPP

I got hit by a car but still walked to class. #BVMPP

I drank a whole bottle of soda and still finished my work. #BVMPP

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B.V.M.P.P

When you're barely thinking straight, but somehow you're still doing okay, and that feels like a win.

I stayed up all night but still passed my quiz. #BVMPP

I texted my crush 20 times but still got a B. #BVMPP

I cried in public but still smiled at my mom. #BVMPP

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B.V.K

a kid who looks like a charcoal briquette after a fire went wild

My cousin got stuck in a bonfire. Now he's a B. V. K.

That kid ran into a flaming grill. He’s a B. V. K. for life.

He tried to light a match in a gas station. Now he’s a B. V. K.

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B.V.K

a kid who got so charred, they might as well be a grilled cheese sandwich

That kid was in a car crash with a flaming pizza. B. V. K. status confirmed.

He got stuck in a barbecue pit. Now he’s a B. V. K.

He tried to roast marshmallows and failed. Now he’s a B. V. K.

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