B.W.D.A.G.M.
A bunch of guys in Montreal who think dildos are the most important thing in life. They’re all farts and failures.
Frank is the president. He got the job by saying he can lick a dildo better than anyone else.
John is the vice president. He still uses the same dildo from 2008.
Trevor is the regional director. He got promoted because he eats dildos for breakfast.