Discover Slang

B.W.T.M.P.
The guy who swallows pills like they’re candy and still gets distracted by TikTok.
He took a pill, then stared at his phone for ten minutes.
He had a pill in each hand and still forgot his homework.
He took so many pills, he forgot his own name.
B.W.T.M.P.
The boy who eats pills for breakfast and still has time to text his crush.
He took pills with his cereal and still texted me during math class.
He had a pill in his mouth and still laughed at my joke.
He took so many pills, he started talking to the ceiling.
B.W.T.M.P.
The kid who takes pills like they’re going out of style and still can’t sit still.
He took three pills and still ran around the classroom.
He took a pill and started doing cartwheels.
He took so many pills, he forgot how to walk.
B.W.T.M.P.
The boy who takes pills like they’re his second job and still manages to be the class joke.
He took a pill and laughed at my joke harder than anyone.
He took pills before school and still forgot his lunch.
He took so many pills, he started talking to the principal.
B.W.T.M.P.
The kid who takes more pills than his mom takes Advil and still manages to be the loudest in the room.
He took a pill and yelled at the teacher for no reason.
He took pills and started singing in the hallway.
He took so many pills, he turned into a loud, pill-powered monster.
B.W.R
B. W. R. stands for Big White Raisin, which is basically a giant flabby penis. It’s called that because it looks like a dried-up raisin when it’s hanging there flapping in the wind.
My cousin’s B. W. R. is so big, it could be a raisin farm.
I saw his B. W. R. and it looked like it had been in a blender.
He showed me his B. W. R. and I almost cried from laughter.
B.W.R
B. W. R. also means Beat. Weep. Repeat. That’s when you jerk off, cry your eyes out because you’re sad you’re done, and then jerk off again just to feel better.
He did B. W. R. every night because his ex broke up with him.
I did B. W. R. after my mom yelled at me for eating the last of the pizza.
He did B. W. R. so hard, his tears were like a waterfall.
B.W.I.
Bowling while being a total drunk mess. You trip over pins and yell at the ball like it wronged you.
I bowled so drunk I knocked over the lane. The ball ran away from me.
My brother tried to bowl while drunk. He threw the ball at the pin and cried.
I had B. W. I. last night. I bowled, fell down, and cursed the whole bowling alley.
B.W.I.
Bowling after you’ve had way too much to drink. You think you’re a pro, but you’re just a drunk with a ball.
I had B. W. I. and bowled like a confused chicken. I missed every pin.
My friend had B. W. I. and tried to bowl. He hit the pin and fell into the lane.
I had B. W. I. and bowled like a drunk man who hates life.
B.W.I.
Bowling while drunk. You’re not just drunk. You’re a walking insult to the sport.
I had B. W. I. and bowled so bad the lane ran away from me.
My cousin had B. W. I. and bowled like he was fighting the pins.
I had B. W. I. and bowled so drunk I didn’t know which end of the lane I was on.
B.W.I.
Bowling while drunk. You’re not drunk. You’re a drunk. And you’re terrible at bowling.
I had B. W. I. and bowled so drunk I tripped over the ball.
I had B. W. I. and bowled like I was drunk and mad at the pins.
I had B. W. I. and bowled so bad I got a warning from the bowling machine.
B.W.I.
Bowling while drunk. You’re not just drunk. You’re drunk and confused. And the pins are laughing at you.
I had B. W. I. and bowled so drunk I yelled at the pins.
I had B. W. I. and bowled like I was drunk and didn’t know what I was doing.
I had B. W. I. and bowled so bad I think the pins got a better score than me.
B.W.I.
Bowling while drunk. You’re not just drunk. You’re a drunk who thinks the pins are enemies.
I had B. W. I. and bowled so drunk I fought the pins.
I had B. W. I. and bowled like I was in a war with the pins.
I had B. W. I. and bowled so drunk I didn’t even see the pins.
B.W.D.S.
B. W. D. S. is when teenage or college girls get so wasted they think being bi is a phase and end up with a barf sexual partner.
"I didn't know I was bi until I woke up next to a guy and a guy.", @drunkat15
"I tried to be bi, but now I'm just confused and hungover.", @collegefail
"I dated two guys in one night. It was a miracle.", @notabitired
B.W.D.S.
B. W. D. S. is when girls get so trashed they think being bi is the only way to survive the night and end up with two guys.
"I had a guy on each side. It was a nightmare.", @twoguysforme
"I didn't know I was bi until I woke up with two guys.", @trashedandbi
"I tried to be mono, but the alcohol made me bi.", @drunkandbi
B.W.D.S.
B. W. D. S. is when girls get so wasted they think being bi is the only way to end the night and wake up with two guys.
"I was bi, drunk, and now I'm just confused.", @bianddrunk
"I didn't know I was bi until I had two guys.", @drunkat2am
"I drank, I dated, I was bi. Now I'm hungover.", @biandhungover
B.W.D.S.
B. W. D. S. is when girls get so wasted they think being bi is the best way to survive the night and end up with two guys.
"I had two guys, I was drunk, and I didn't know I was bi.", @bianddrunk2
"I was bi, drunk, and now I'm just confused.", @drunkandbi2
"I tried to be mono, but the alcohol made me bi.", @drunkat2am
B.W.D.S.
B. W. D. S. is when underage or college girls get so wasted they think being bi is the only way to survive the night and end up with two guys.
"I had two guys, I was drunk, and I didn't know I was bi.", @bianddrunk3
"I was bi, drunk, and now I'm just confused.", @drunkandbi3
"I tried to be mono, but the alcohol made me bi.", @drunkat2am2
B.W.D.A.G.M.
A group of guys in Montreal who love white and black dildos. They're all losers who think they're cool.
Frank just got elected president by 3 votes. Everyone else is still mad about the last election.
John got kicked out of the group for wearing a pink dildo to the meeting.
Trevor is the regional director. He only got the job because he promised everyone free pizza.
B.W.D.A.G.M.
A stupid club in Montreal where guys argue about dildos like they’re fighting in a war.
Frank is the president. He won by saying he has the biggest dildo in the whole club.
John is the vice president. He only got the job because he cried during the meeting.
Trevor is the regional director. He thinks he's important, but no one else does.
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