B.W.I.

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Bowling while being a total drunk mess. You trip over pins and yell at the ball like it wronged you.

I bowled so drunk I knocked over the lane. The ball ran away from me.

My brother tried to bowl while drunk. He threw the ball at the pin and cried.

I had B. W. I. last night. I bowled, fell down, and cursed the whole bowling alley.

Bowling after you’ve had way too much to drink. You think you’re a pro, but you’re just a drunk with a ball.

I had B. W. I. and bowled like a confused chicken. I missed every pin.

My friend had B. W. I. and tried to bowl. He hit the pin and fell into the lane.

I had B. W. I. and bowled like a drunk man who hates life.

Bowling while drunk. You’re not just drunk. You’re a walking insult to the sport.

I had B. W. I. and bowled so bad the lane ran away from me.

My cousin had B. W. I. and bowled like he was fighting the pins.

I had B. W. I. and bowled so drunk I didn’t know which end of the lane I was on.

Bowling while drunk. You’re not drunk. You’re a drunk. And you’re terrible at bowling.

I had B. W. I. and bowled so drunk I tripped over the ball.

I had B. W. I. and bowled like I was drunk and mad at the pins.

I had B. W. I. and bowled so bad I got a warning from the bowling machine.

Bowling while drunk. You’re not just drunk. You’re drunk and confused. And the pins are laughing at you.

I had B. W. I. and bowled so drunk I yelled at the pins.

I had B. W. I. and bowled like I was drunk and didn’t know what I was doing.

I had B. W. I. and bowled so bad I think the pins got a better score than me.

Bowling while drunk. You’re not just drunk. You’re a drunk who thinks the pins are enemies.

I had B. W. I. and bowled so drunk I fought the pins.

I had B. W. I. and bowled like I was in a war with the pins.

I had B. W. I. and bowled so drunk I didn’t even see the pins.