B.W.I. - Bowling while drunk. You’re not just drunk. You’re drunk and

Bowling while drunk. You’re not just drunk. You’re drunk and confused. And the pins are laughing at you.

I had B. W. I. and bowled so drunk I yelled at the pins.

I had B. W. I. and bowled like I was drunk and didn’t know what I was doing.

I had B. W. I. and bowled so bad I think the pins got a better score than me.