B.W.I.
Bowling after you’ve had way too much to drink. You think you’re a pro, but you’re just a drunk with a ball.
I had B. W. I. and bowled like a confused chicken. I missed every pin.
My friend had B. W. I. and tried to bowl. He hit the pin and fell into the lane.
I had B. W. I. and bowled like a drunk man who hates life.
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