B.W.T.M.P.

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The kid who takes more pills than a dying raccoon at a pill factory.
He took six pills before lunch. No one questioned it.
His backpack looked like a pharmacy exploded.
He told the nurse he needed more pills because his brain was 'dying.'
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The guy who swallows pills like they’re candy and still gets distracted by TikTok.
He took a pill, then stared at his phone for ten minutes.
He had a pill in each hand and still forgot his homework.
He took so many pills, he forgot his own name.
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The boy who eats pills for breakfast and still has time to text his crush.
He took pills with his cereal and still texted me during math class.
He had a pill in his mouth and still laughed at my joke.
He took so many pills, he started talking to the ceiling.
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The kid who takes pills like they’re going out of style and still can’t sit still.
He took three pills and still ran around the classroom.
He took a pill and started doing cartwheels.
He took so many pills, he forgot how to walk.
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The boy who takes pills like they’re his second job and still manages to be the class joke.
He took a pill and laughed at my joke harder than anyone.
He took pills before school and still forgot his lunch.
He took so many pills, he started talking to the principal.
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The kid who takes more pills than his mom takes Advil and still manages to be the loudest in the room.
He took a pill and yelled at the teacher for no reason.
He took pills and started singing in the hallway.
He took so many pills, he turned into a loud, pill-powered monster.
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