B.W.A.C.C.A. - B. W. A. C. C. A. is when your brain is so fried from being

B. W. A. C. C. A. is when your brain is so fried from being without a good lay that you start thinking your pants are trying to talk to you.

I threw a plate at my brother because he wouldn't shut up.

I asked my pet goldfish if it wanted to go on a date. It just floated away.

I tried to text my crush. It came back as 'Message not delivered.'