B.W.A.C.C.A.

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B. W. A. C. C. A. is when you're so desperate for a good screw that you start thinking about your ex's dog. It's like your balls are on fire and your brain is stuck in a loop of bad decisions.
My cousin screamed at a pigeon because it wouldn't stop looking at him.
I tried to flirt with my mom's friend. She just gave me a look that said 'I've seen worse.'
I took a bite of my sandwich and immediately regretted it.
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B. W. A. C. C. A. hits you like a brick to the face. You're so horny you'd take a punch to the gut just to get laid.
I yelled at my GPS because it wouldn't take me to the nearest strip club.
I asked my dog if he wanted to cuddle. He just looked at me like I was crazy.
I tried to talk to my neighbor. He just walked away.
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B. W. A. C. C. A. is when your brain is so fried from being without a good lay that you start thinking your pants are trying to talk to you.
I threw a plate at my brother because he wouldn't shut up.
I asked my pet goldfish if it wanted to go on a date. It just floated away.
I tried to text my crush. It came back as 'Message not delivered.'
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B. W. A. C. C. A. is when you're so lost in your own thoughts that you forget how to breathe. It’s like your balls are screaming for help.
I sat on the couch and screamed at the TV because it wouldn’t play my favorite show.
I asked my cat if it wanted to watch a movie. It just stared at me.
I tried to text my crush again and it still said 'Message not delivered.'
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B. W. A. C. C. A. is the feeling you get when you're so hungry for a good lay that you’d eat your own brother just to get it.
I bit my brother’s arm because he wouldn’t stop talking.
I asked my dog if he wanted to go on a date. He just walked away.
I tried to call my crush, but it just went to voicemail.
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B. W. A. C. C. A. is like your brain is stuck in a never-ending loop of 'why haven’t I got laid yet?' and you’re too tired to do anything about it.
I started crying at my computer because it wouldn’t let me log in.
I tried to flirt with my teacher. She gave me a look that said 'I've seen worse.'
I texted my crush and it just said 'Message not delivered.'
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