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A fat one
A blunt or joint that’s so heavy it could knock out a horse.
Man, that blunt was a fat one. I ate it and it ate me.
I tried to smoke that joint, it was a fat one. I looked like a donkey after a long day of work.
That fat one was so big, I thought it was a new kind of meat.
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A fat one
A person so big, they might as well be a mountain with a face.
That guy walked in, he was a fat one. I thought he was bringing the whole gym with him.
She’s the fat one, and I’m not even mad. I’m just tired.
I saw the fat one and I ran. I don’t know why, I just ran.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat one
A joint so big, it could start a war.
That joint was a fat one. I thought it was going to blow my head off.
I took one hit from that fat one, and I felt like I had been hit by a truck.
That fat one was so big, it looked like a new kind of weapon.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat one
A penis so big, it looks like it was made by a god who had a bad day.
That guy’s got a fat one. I swear it was bigger than my couch.
I saw that fat one, and I thought it was a new kind of sport.
He showed me his fat one, and I said, ‘That’s not a penis, that’s a new kind of life.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat one
A big penis or a fat chick who can eat a whole pizza by herself.
That guy’s got a fat one, and I mean a real fat one. It looked like a new kind of meat.
That chick is a fat one. She ate my whole pizza and didn’t even blink.
He said he had a fat one, and I believed him. I saw it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat one
The worst kind of big, fat cock. It’s so bad, it could make your life a disaster.
That fat one was so bad, it looked like it was going to cry.
I said, ‘That fat one blows,’ and I meant it. I really did.
That fat one was so bad, I thought it was going to sue me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat one
The Fat One is like your favorite snack, but it’s also the thing that makes your life extra.
The Fat One is like my favorite snack. I eat it every day, and I don’t care if I get fat.
I love the Fat One. It’s like my best friend, and it’s also my favorite snack.
The Fat One is what I eat when I’m not eating anything else. It’s like my second job.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat lick
A guitarist in a live band who’s so wasted he thinks the crowd is singing along just to laugh at him
Man, that guy’s playing like he’s been shot by a laser and it’s all going through his fingers.
He’s shredding like he’s trying to rip the stage apart with his fingers.
He’s so into it, he forgot to breathe and started coughing up hairballs.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat lick
A big line of cocaine that looks like it was dropped by a fat guy who just came out of a prison fight
That line was so big, it had a sideburn and a mustache.
I sniffed that line and it gave me a headache and a new personality.
That was a fat lick. I didn’t just snort it, I married it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat lick
When you sell your grandma’s dentures for a million dollars and then buy a sandwich with the cash
He sold his dog’s hair for a million and bought a sandwich with a side of shame.
She sold her best friend’s old socks for a million and cried over a bag of chips.
He sold his mom’s wig for a million and spent it on a video game.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat lesbian
A woman who looks like she ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips and still had room for donuts. She’s got bigger boobs than a vending machine full of candy.
My cousin’s a fat lesbian. She eats like a horse and looks like a walking food truck.
I asked her if she wanted to go to the gym. She said, 'I’m already a gym.'
She walks into a room and the floor creaks. That’s how heavy she is.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat lesbian
A phrase used when someone doesn’t care what you say, even if you’re screaming in their face. Also, it's like having a negative bank balance from hell.
My friend said, 'A fat lesbian' when I told her I failed the test. She didn’t even blink.
He lost $200 in poker and just said, 'A fat lesbian.'
My mom said, 'A fat lesbian' when I told her I skipped school again.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat lesbian
A woman who hates men, has a tough exterior, but cries when her cat dies. She drives a truck, wears sunglasses, and plays sad songs on her guitar.
She drove a pickup truck and wore sunglasses like it was a fashion show.
She played a sad song and cried like her heart was broken.
She had a nose ring and a shaved head, but she cried when her dog ran away.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat lesbian
A woman who’s known for being loud, having a big personality, and being the reason people still talk about K-Dubb and G-Unit.
She was the reason I started listening to G-Unit.
She screamed so loud at the concert, the cops came.
She’s the reason my friend got kicked out of the club.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat lesbian
A woman so beautiful, even the moon stares at her. She’s got a vibe that makes everyone stop and look.
She walked into the room, and every guy turned around.
She was so pretty, my dog started barking at her.
I asked her out, and she said, 'I’m already taken by the sunset.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat bat
A huge butt joint or blunt packed so full of weed it looks like a bong got stuck in it. It’s the kind of blunt that makes you forget your own name.
My cousin hit me with a fat bat and now I’m floating in a cloud of weed.
That blunt was so big, I had to bring a ladder to smoke it.
I tried to light the fat bat, and it caught fire like it was trying to escape.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat bat
A wiener so fat it could be a side dish. We’re talking meaty, juicy, and possibly illegal in some states.
He walked in with a fat bat and said, ‘This is my breakfast.’
I tried to lift the fat bat and it almost broke my back.
That fat bat looked like it had been dipped in butter and grilled.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat bat
A person so high, lazy, and bloated they could barely move. They probably live in a couch and eat cereal for dinner.
My neighbor is a fat bat. He eats cereal at 3 PM and still doesn’t get up.
She’s a fat bat. I tried to wake her, and she said, ‘I’ll sleep through the apocalypse.’
That kid is a fat bat. He failed math and still passed out on the floor.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat bat
A slang term for a guy’s junk, usually used when you’re too drunk to say ‘dick’ or ‘pecker’.
He showed me his fat bat and said, ‘This is my pride.’
At the party, someone pulled out a fat bat and said, ‘This is my legacy.’
I saw his fat bat and asked, ‘Is that a new one?’ He said, ‘No, it’s my old one. It’s got character.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat bat
A fat bat so sweaty it could start a fire. It’s like a meaty hot dog covered in sweat and confusion.
That fat bat was so sweaty, I could see my reflection in it.
He walked in with a fat bat and smelled like a gym sock in the summer.
I tried to grab the fat bat, and it slipped out of my hand like it was ashamed.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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