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A Pitman
A Pitman is when you have sex in the doggy position and call a friend. You let them hear your lover’s scream on the phone and then hang up like nothing happened.
I called my best friend in the middle of sex and let him hear her scream.
I used my phone to make my lover scream like a baby.
I hung up the phone and acted like nothing happened.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pitman
A Pitman is when you refuse to shave for a whole week. You let your beard grow until it’s messy and looks like a tramp’s beard.
I didn’t shave for a week, and my beard looked like a tramp’s.
I told my boss I wasn’t shaving today, and I never went back.
I let my beard grow because it looked cool.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pitman
A Pitman is a big guy with a tiny willy. He thinks he’s cool, but he’s just a sad guy who dates older women and gets casts for paper cuts.
I have a tiny willy and a big ego.
I date older women because they’re cool.
I got a cast for stubbing my toe like a baby.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pitman
A Pitman is the best footballer ever. He hates gay men, plays for Swindon Town, and used to go to IIL.
I’m the best footballer ever, and I hate gay men.
I play for Swindon Town and used to go to IIL.
Gay men are the worst, and I’m the best.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pinkus
A fancy way to say pink that sounds like it came from a Japanese dictionary, but it’s just a pretty word for a dumb color.
"I’m so into this anime, it’s like A Pinkus."
He called it A Pinkus, but it’s just a shade of pink.
She said the sky was A Pinkus, and I facepalmed.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pinkus
A Japanese word for pink, but it’s so basic it’s not even worth using in normal conversations.
"Why did you use A Pinkus? Just say pink!"
He said the rose was A Pinkus, and I told him to go back to Japan.
She used A Pinkus in her essay, and the teacher gave her a D.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pinkus
A Blumpkin’s favorite disease, caused by a pink eye infection, and it’s just the beginning of your misery.
"I got A Pinkus from that Blumpkin, and now my eye looks like a sore tomato."
He had A Pinkus and a cauliflower tongue, and I couldn’t look at him anymore.
She said her throat cancer was A Pinkus, and I believed her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pinkus
A pinky bruise on your face that happens when you slap someone with your weenie, and it’s the worst.
"He slapped me with his weenie, and I got A Pinkus."
She slapped him with her weenie, and his face turned A Pinkus.
They both slapped each other with their weenies and got A Pinkus.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pinkus
A Garaigo word for pink, used by fangirls and fanboys who think they’re the best at understanding the language.
"She used A Pinkus in her Garaigo post, and I lost respect for her."
He called it A Pinkus and said he knew Garaigo better than me.
They fought over who used A Pinkus better in Garaigo.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pinkus
When you’re so messed up and gross you can’t even handle the simplest things in life, and it’s the worst.
"He was so ill, he got A Pinkus from everything."
She was so ill, she got A Pinkus from her own dog.
They got A Pinkus from the lunchroom and couldn’t eat for a week.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Piss and a good look around
When you pee on the floor and then flex like you just won the lottery
I peed on the carpet and took a selfie like I was a king.
He piddled on the gym floor and called it a workout.
She dropped the mic and peed on the stage during the concert.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Piss and a good look around
The art of peeing and then pretending you’re checking your vibes
He peed in the hallway and said he was checking his energy.
She took a leak and called it a spiritual moment.
He peed in the office and said he was meditating.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Piss and a good look around
When you pee and then act like you’re looking for something important
He peed in the car and said he was looking for his keys.
She peed on the floor and said she was searching for her soul.
He took a leak in the classroom and said he was looking for a better grade.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pink Parker
Sneaking a bowl of Mac N' Cheese into a woman's snatch and then licking it like it's a dessert.
I did a pink parker at the diner and got kicked out for licking the floor.
She said it was the best Mac N' Cheese she ever had, then she threw up.
He did a pink parker in my mom's kitchen and got grounded for a month.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pink Parker
Putting hot Mac N' Cheese into a lady's snatch and then eating it like it's a meal.
My brother did a pink parker in the school lunchroom and got suspended.
She said it was like a cheese fondue party in there.
He did a pink parker at the mall and got arrested for public indecency.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pink Parker
Stuffing a woman's snatch with Mac N' Cheese and then eating it out like it's a snack.
I did a pink parker in my cousin's bathroom and got a nasty surprise.
She cried after I did a pink parker, said it was like eating a cheeseburger in a trash can.
He did a pink parker in the church and got excommunicated.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pink Bird
A pink bird is someone who everyone hates, but they know it and still act like they're the king of the hill, probably because they're a total waste of space.
@joe234: I'm a pink bird and I don't care if you all hate me, I'm gonna keep being the worst.
My teacher is a pink bird. She yells at us every day and still doesn't know why we hate her.
My dad is a pink bird. He thinks he's cool, but he's just loud and bad at everything.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pink Bird
A pink bird is when someone makes a stupid noise that sounds like a broken blender and a dying cat having a fight.
My brother makes pink bird noises every time he loses at video games.
My mom did a pink bird noise in the middle of church.
I heard my dog do a pink bird noise when he saw a squirrel.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pink Bird
A pink bird is a messed-up bird that poops on everything, can't fly, and looks like it got hit by a truck. It eats berries and bugs and spits on you if you bother it.
That pink bird in my backyard pooped on my homework.
My cousin saw a pink bird and ran away screaming.
The pink bird at the park spits on people every day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pink Bird
A pink bird is when someone screams like they’re being attacked by a giant, angry, very loud, very confused walrus.
My sister did a pink bird scream when she lost her phone.
My teacher did a pink bird scream when the lights went out.
My dog did a pink bird scream when it saw a vacuum.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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