Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Pitman is a grumpy old ex-miner who raps about tea, biscuits, and waiting in lines. He yells about Usher’s head being like a peanut, J-Lo’s face being like a plate, and Craig David’s chin being huge and annoying.

I’m not angry, I’m just misunderstood. And I love tea.

Usher’s head is the size of a peanut. J-Lo’s face is like a dinner plate.

Glastonbury is just a bunch of virgins with no toilet roll.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A Pitman is a guy who likes other guys. He’s not into the whole 'manly' thing and just wants to be happy and have fun.

I’m not gay, I just like good-looking men.

I’m a Pitman, and I’m proud.

Being gay is the best thing ever.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A Pitman is when you open a banana from the bottom. You chip away at the dark end with your thumbs, then peel it back. The bottom might get smashed, but it’s worth it.

I opened my banana from the bottom like a Pitman.

I used my thumbs to chip away at the banana like a pro.

I left the bottom of the banana in the trash because it was bitter.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A Pitman is when you have sex in the doggy position and call a friend. You let them hear your lover’s scream on the phone and then hang up like nothing happened.

I called my best friend in the middle of sex and let him hear her scream.

I used my phone to make my lover scream like a baby.

I hung up the phone and acted like nothing happened.

by Slangipedia 16d ago