A Pitman
A Pitman is a grumpy old ex-miner who raps about tea, biscuits, and waiting in lines. He yells about Usher’s head being like a peanut, J-Lo’s face being like a plate, and Craig David’s chin being huge and annoying.
I’m not angry, I’m just misunderstood. And I love tea.
Usher’s head is the size of a peanut. J-Lo’s face is like a dinner plate.
Glastonbury is just a bunch of virgins with no toilet roll.