A Pitman - A Pitman is a big guy with a tiny willy. He thinks he’s cool

A Pitman is a big guy with a tiny willy. He thinks he’s cool, but he’s just a sad guy who dates older women and gets casts for paper cuts.

I have a tiny willy and a big ego.

I date older women because they’re cool.

I got a cast for stubbing my toe like a baby.