A Piss and a good look around

I peed on the carpet and took a selfie like I was a king.

He piddled on the gym floor and called it a workout.

She dropped the mic and peed on the stage during the concert.

He peed in the hallway and said he was checking his energy.

She took a leak and called it a spiritual moment.

He peed in the office and said he was meditating.

He peed in the car and said he was looking for his keys.

She peed on the floor and said she was searching for her soul.

He took a leak in the classroom and said he was looking for a better grade.