A Pink Parker

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Sneaking a bowl of Mac N' Cheese into a woman's snatch and then licking it like it's a dessert.

I did a pink parker at the diner and got kicked out for licking the floor.

She said it was the best Mac N' Cheese she ever had, then she threw up.

He did a pink parker in my mom's kitchen and got grounded for a month.

Putting hot Mac N' Cheese into a lady's snatch and then eating it like it's a meal.

My brother did a pink parker in the school lunchroom and got suspended.

She said it was like a cheese fondue party in there.

He did a pink parker at the mall and got arrested for public indecency.

Stuffing a woman's snatch with Mac N' Cheese and then eating it out like it's a snack.

I did a pink parker in my cousin's bathroom and got a nasty surprise.

She cried after I did a pink parker, said it was like eating a cheeseburger in a trash can.

He did a pink parker in the church and got excommunicated.