A Pink Bird

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A pink bird is someone who everyone hates, but they know it and still act like they're the king of the hill, probably because they're a total waste of space.
@joe234: I'm a pink bird and I don't care if you all hate me, I'm gonna keep being the worst.
My teacher is a pink bird. She yells at us every day and still doesn't know why we hate her.
My dad is a pink bird. He thinks he's cool, but he's just loud and bad at everything.
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A pink bird is when someone makes a stupid noise that sounds like a broken blender and a dying cat having a fight.
My brother makes pink bird noises every time he loses at video games.
My mom did a pink bird noise in the middle of church.
I heard my dog do a pink bird noise when he saw a squirrel.
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A pink bird is a messed-up bird that poops on everything, can't fly, and looks like it got hit by a truck. It eats berries and bugs and spits on you if you bother it.
That pink bird in my backyard pooped on my homework.
My cousin saw a pink bird and ran away screaming.
The pink bird at the park spits on people every day.
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A pink bird is when someone screams like they’re being attacked by a giant, angry, very loud, very confused walrus.
My sister did a pink bird scream when she lost her phone.
My teacher did a pink bird scream when the lights went out.
My dog did a pink bird scream when it saw a vacuum.
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