A fat lesbian

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A woman who looks like she ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips and still had room for donuts. She’s got bigger boobs than a vending machine full of candy.
My cousin’s a fat lesbian. She eats like a horse and looks like a walking food truck.
I asked her if she wanted to go to the gym. She said, 'I’m already a gym.'
She walks into a room and the floor creaks. That’s how heavy she is.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A phrase used when someone doesn’t care what you say, even if you’re screaming in their face. Also, it's like having a negative bank balance from hell.
My friend said, 'A fat lesbian' when I told her I failed the test. She didn’t even blink.
He lost $200 in poker and just said, 'A fat lesbian.'
My mom said, 'A fat lesbian' when I told her I skipped school again.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A woman who hates men, has a tough exterior, but cries when her cat dies. She drives a truck, wears sunglasses, and plays sad songs on her guitar.
She drove a pickup truck and wore sunglasses like it was a fashion show.
She played a sad song and cried like her heart was broken.
She had a nose ring and a shaved head, but she cried when her dog ran away.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A woman who’s known for being loud, having a big personality, and being the reason people still talk about K-Dubb and G-Unit.
She was the reason I started listening to G-Unit.
She screamed so loud at the concert, the cops came.
She’s the reason my friend got kicked out of the club.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A woman so beautiful, even the moon stares at her. She’s got a vibe that makes everyone stop and look.
She walked into the room, and every guy turned around.
She was so pretty, my dog started barking at her.
I asked her out, and she said, 'I’m already taken by the sunset.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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