A fat lesbian
A woman who looks like she ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips and still had room for donuts. She’s got bigger boobs than a vending machine full of candy.
My cousin’s a fat lesbian. She eats like a horse and looks like a walking food truck.
I asked her if she wanted to go to the gym. She said, 'I’m already a gym.'
She walks into a room and the floor creaks. That’s how heavy she is.