A fat bat

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A huge butt joint or blunt packed so full of weed it looks like a bong got stuck in it. It’s the kind of blunt that makes you forget your own name.

My cousin hit me with a fat bat and now I’m floating in a cloud of weed.

That blunt was so big, I had to bring a ladder to smoke it.

I tried to light the fat bat, and it caught fire like it was trying to escape.

A wiener so fat it could be a side dish. We’re talking meaty, juicy, and possibly illegal in some states.

He walked in with a fat bat and said, ‘This is my breakfast.’

I tried to lift the fat bat and it almost broke my back.

That fat bat looked like it had been dipped in butter and grilled.

A person so high, lazy, and bloated they could barely move. They probably live in a couch and eat cereal for dinner.

My neighbor is a fat bat. He eats cereal at 3 PM and still doesn’t get up.

She’s a fat bat. I tried to wake her, and she said, ‘I’ll sleep through the apocalypse.’

That kid is a fat bat. He failed math and still passed out on the floor.

A slang term for a guy’s junk, usually used when you’re too drunk to say ‘dick’ or ‘pecker’.

He showed me his fat bat and said, ‘This is my pride.’

At the party, someone pulled out a fat bat and said, ‘This is my legacy.’

I saw his fat bat and asked, ‘Is that a new one?’ He said, ‘No, it’s my old one. It’s got character.’

A fat bat so sweaty it could start a fire. It’s like a meaty hot dog covered in sweat and confusion.

That fat bat was so sweaty, I could see my reflection in it.

He walked in with a fat bat and smelled like a gym sock in the summer.

I tried to grab the fat bat, and it slipped out of my hand like it was ashamed.