Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A blunt or joint that’s so heavy it could knock out a horse.

Man, that blunt was a fat one. I ate it and it ate me.

I tried to smoke that joint, it was a fat one. I looked like a donkey after a long day of work.

That fat one was so big, I thought it was a new kind of meat.

2

A person so big, they might as well be a mountain with a face.

That guy walked in, he was a fat one. I thought he was bringing the whole gym with him.

She’s the fat one, and I’m not even mad. I’m just tired.

I saw the fat one and I ran. I don’t know why, I just ran.

3

A joint so big, it could start a war.

That joint was a fat one. I thought it was going to blow my head off.

I took one hit from that fat one, and I felt like I had been hit by a truck.

That fat one was so big, it looked like a new kind of weapon.

4

A penis so big, it looks like it was made by a god who had a bad day.

That guy’s got a fat one. I swear it was bigger than my couch.

I saw that fat one, and I thought it was a new kind of sport.

He showed me his fat one, and I said, ‘That’s not a penis, that’s a new kind of life.’

5

A big penis or a fat chick who can eat a whole pizza by herself.

That guy’s got a fat one, and I mean a real fat one. It looked like a new kind of meat.

That chick is a fat one. She ate my whole pizza and didn’t even blink.

He said he had a fat one, and I believed him. I saw it.

6

The worst kind of big, fat cock. It’s so bad, it could make your life a disaster.

That fat one was so bad, it looked like it was going to cry.

I said, ‘That fat one blows,’ and I meant it. I really did.

That fat one was so bad, I thought it was going to sue me.

7

The Fat One is like your favorite snack, but it’s also the thing that makes your life extra.

The Fat One is like my favorite snack. I eat it every day, and I don’t care if I get fat.

I love the Fat One. It’s like my best friend, and it’s also my favorite snack.

The Fat One is what I eat when I’m not eating anything else. It’s like my second job.