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You’re so cheap you milk the office for every drop like it’s your last day on Earth!

I took milk from the office because I didn’t want to pay for my own.

I drink milk from my coworkers’ lunch because I’m too cheap to buy my own.

I took the milk from the break room because I’m too broke to buy my own.

A Mileur is when a baby is so big and messed up that the mom gets cut open and decides to keep it instead of letting it die in the trash

My cousin had a Mileur and now her kid looks like a raccoon that got hit by a truck

My sister’s Mileur was so big the doctor said it had a face

My neighbor’s Mileur was so bad the baby cried before it was born

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A Mileur

A Mileur is when the baby is so far along and ugly that the mom gets sliced open and decides to keep it instead of letting it rot

My uncle’s Mileur was so bad it had a beard before it was born

My friend’s Mileur was so big it came out with its own passport

My teacher’s Mileur was so messed up the doctor had to take a lunch break

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A Mileur

A Mileur is when the baby is so big and gross that the mom gets cut open and decides to keep it instead of throwing it in the trash

My cousin’s Mileur was so big it had its own zip code

My friend’s Mileur was so gross it made the doctor throw up

My mom’s Mileur was so bad it had a tattoo before it was born

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A Miles Rendallson

A Miles Rendallson is when you think you’re about to finish and you spaff on your sister’s head but it’s just a tiny bit of poo instead

I was about to finish and I spaffed my sister on the head, but it was just a little poo. What even is life?

I thought I was about to finish, but I just spaffed my sister and it was like a tiny poo. Why is this happening to me?

I tried to finish, spaffed my sister, but it was just a little bit of poo. I’m gonna die.

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A Miles Rendallson

A Miles Rendallson is when you finish somewhere and it’s not your sister, but it’s still a bit of poo

I finished on my brother, but it was just a little bit of poo. I thought it was my sister.

I finished on my mom and it was just a tiny bit of poo. I didn’t even know it was me.

I finished on my dog and it was a bit of poo. I thought it was my sister.

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A Miles Rendallson

A Miles Rendallson is when you’re trying to finish, you spaff on your sister, but it’s just a little bit of poo, and you’re like what the actual fuck

I was trying to finish, I spaffed my sister, but it was just a little bit of poo. What the actual fuck?

I was trying to finish, I spaffed my sister, and it was just a tiny bit of poo. I’m gonna scream.

I was trying to finish, I spaffed my sister, and it was just a little bit of poo. I’m gonna die.

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A Mikey Walker

Wanking like you’re the only one in the room and your brain is on fire from dumb luck

I was wanking in the hallway and almost got caught by my mom. I had to hide behind the trash can.

Wanking in the kitchen while my dad was on the phone. He almost caught me, but he thought I was just eating a sandwich.

I was wanking in the bathroom and my little brother walked in. He saw everything and laughed at me like I was a idiot.

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A Mikey Walker

Wanking with the confidence of a person who thinks they’re never gonna get caught

I was wanking in the hallway like I was the king of the school. I didn’t even notice my teacher walking by.

Wanking in the library while the librarian was looking at me. I thought she didn’t see me, but she did.

I was wanking in the classroom and my teacher walked in. I had to act like I was just looking at the ceiling.

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A Mikey Walker

Wanking so hard you think you’re gonna get caught but you still keep going

I was wanking in the hallway and I heard my mom coming. I didn’t stop, I just kept going like I was a mad man.

Wanking in the kitchen and my brother walked in. I didn’t stop, I just kept going like I was going to win.

I was wanking in the bathroom and I heard my dad coming. I didn’t stop, I just kept going like I was on fire.

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A Mike Rice

Putting a used rubber in your sister’s bathwater like you’re trying to poison her.

I left a stinkin’ condom in the tub. Hope she drowns in it.

Your sister’s gonna scream when she finds that rubber in the bath.

I told my sister I was gonna kill her. Then I left a rubber in her bath.

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A Mike Rice

You leave a used rubber in the tub like it’s a personal attack.

I left my sister a rubber in the tub. Personal. And very gross.

I put a rubber in the bath. She’s gonna be so mad.

I left a used rubber in the tub. That’s my revenge.

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A Mike Rice

You drop a used rubber in the bath like it’s a death wish for your sister.

I left a rubber in the bath. That’s my death wish for my sister.

I dropped a used rubber in her bath. She’s gonna die from the smell.

I gave my sister a rubber in the tub. She’s gonna hate me forever.

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A Miguel

A ‘Miguel’ is a penguin who thinks he’s the king of the ice. He’s got the attitude to back it up, and he’s not afraid to make you feel like a fool.

My friend’s a Miguel. He’s got the fluff, the waddle, and the ego to match.

That penguin on the ice? Total Miguel. He’s got the look and the smugness.

Why is this penguin staring at me like I owe him money? He must be a Miguel.

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A Miguel

That’s you. You’re a Miguel. You’re the reason your friends are sometimes too tired to talk to you.

You’re a Miguel. You’re the reason I got a headache today.

I swear you’re a Miguel. You’re always the last one to leave the party.

I can tell you’re a Miguel. You even walk like one.

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A Miguel

Miguel is a god in human form. He’s got the looks, the laughs, and the ability to make you cry when he doesn’t feel like being nice.

Miguel walked into the room like he owned it. And he did.

He kicked my ass in soccer and then asked me out. Classic Miguel.

He’s the reason I cried in the shower. That’s how good he is.

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A Miguel

Miguel is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet, until he decides you’re the enemy and starts complimenting your flaws in public.

He cried when I got hurt. Then he called me ugly. That’s Miguel.

He told me I was the most beautiful person he’s ever seen. Then he called me a disaster. Classic Miguel.

He gave me a hug and then said I looked like a mess. I knew it was Miguel.

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A Miguel

Miguel is the person you should never let go of. He’ll save your life, then blame you for it later.

He saved me from getting hit by a car. Then he said it was my fault.

He showed up when I needed him most. Then he said he’d rather be somewhere else.

He’ll be there for you. Then he’ll make you feel like the worst person in the world.

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A Miguel

Miguel is the most amazing guy on the planet. He’s quiet, but when he speaks, he makes you feel like you’re the only one in the world.

He said one sentence and I felt like I was the most important person ever.

He smiled at me, and I knew I was in love. That’s Miguel.

He walked into the room and everything else faded. Classic Miguel.

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A Miguel

Miguel is a god with a huge cock. That’s all you need to know.

That guy’s a Miguel. He’s got the cock and the attitude.

I swear that Miguel’s cock is bigger than my problems.

He’s a Miguel, and I’m not even jealous. That’s how good he is.

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