A Milky Kev

I took the last carton of milk from the break room because I was too broke to buy my own.

My boss doesn’t even know I’m stealing milk from the fridge every day.

I had to drink coffee with milk stolen from my coworkers because I had no cash.

I stole milk from the office because I had no money and my coffee was weak.

I took three cartons of milk from the fridge and my boss didn’t even notice.

I had to rob my office for milk because my paycheck was late again.

I took milk from the office because I didn’t want to pay for my own.

I drink milk from my coworkers’ lunch because I’m too cheap to buy my own.

I took the milk from the break room because I’m too broke to buy my own.