A Milky Kev - You’re so cheap you milk the office for every drop like it’s

You’re so cheap you milk the office for every drop like it’s your last day on Earth!

I took milk from the office because I didn’t want to pay for my own.

I drink milk from my coworkers’ lunch because I’m too cheap to buy my own.

I took the milk from the break room because I’m too broke to buy my own.