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A Pornography
The reason why the internet is so slow. It’s like a virus that infects your dad’s computer and turns it into a meat locker.
95% of the websites are just guys in tight pants.
It’s like a never-ending parade of bad decisions.
Your dad’s computer is like a zombie.
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A Pornography
The reason why your dad’s computer is always hot. It’s like a fire that burns inside the hard drive and makes it scream.
He said it’s ‘for work.’
He once tried to hide it in the job application folder.
He got caught by your mom.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pornography
The worst kind of addiction. It’s like a drug that makes you forget your name and your pants.
He can’t stop watching it.
He once missed his own birthday.
He said it’s ‘life-changing.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pornography
The internet’s little brother. He’s loud, obnoxious, and always shows up uninvited.
He’s like the internet’s sidekick.
He shows up in your dad’s browser.
He’s always wearing tight pants.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pornography
A supermodel of sex. It’s like a movie star who never ages and always wears sunglasses.
It’s like a dream come true.
It’s like the best day of your life.
It’s like a never-ending party.
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A Pornography
A video that shows everything. It’s like a movie that doesn’t know when to stop.
It’s like watching a never-ending strip club.
It’s like watching your dad’s life choices.
It’s like watching a parade of bad decisions.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Poptart
The holy food that even the gods would envy and probably beg for a bite of.
I ate a Poptart for breakfast and my god complex just got bigger.
My ex said I was a god. I said, 'I’m just a Poptart.'
I brought a Poptart to church and the priest asked for a second one.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Poptart
A human that acts like they have no clue how to live, like they were dropped in a cornfield with no instructions.
My cousin is a Poptart. He still wears pajamas to work.
My mom said I was a Poptart. I said, 'I’m not. I wear pants.'
My dog is a Poptart. He eats my shoes and stares at me like I wronged him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Poptart
The only thing that kept me from failing college and getting a job at McDonald's.
I ate a Poptart every day in college. I passed all my classes and got a 3.7 GPA.
My roommate said I was a Poptart. I said, 'I’m a 3.7 GPA Poptart.'
I got a scholarship because of Poptarts. That’s how good they are.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Poptart
Looks tough on the outside, but inside they're a soft, crying mess. A fake tough guy who can't handle the heat.
My boss is a Poptart. He yells at me, but I know he's scared of me.
My brother is a Poptart. He fights me, but I know he's holding back.
My dad is a Poptart. He says he's tough, but he cries when I win at chess.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Poptart
The fruity rectangle that gets your day started and makes you crave more at 3 PM like it’s your birthday.
I ate a Poptart for breakfast and I was ready to conquer the world.
At 3 PM I had a Poptart and I felt like I was getting a raise.
I ate a Poptart at noon and I felt like I had a party in my mouth.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Poptart
The best damn thing you will ever taste. It’s like a god gave you a snack and said 'you’re welcome.'
I ate a Poptart and I felt like a god. My mom said I was full of hot air.
I said Poptart is the best. My friend said, 'You’re right, but I still like pizza.'
I had a Poptart and I said, 'This is the best thing since sliced bread.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Poptart
That person who shows up in your life when they feel like it and disappears when they’re done.
My friend is a Poptart. He shows up for a party and leaves before the cake is even cut.
My ex is a Poptart. She came back for a second date and left me hanging.
My neighbor is a Poptart. He waves at me, but he never says hi.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Poppy
The messy, loud, and gloriously gay act of having sex with a Kiki. It’s like a party in a bathroom and everyone’s shouting.
Hey, I saw you and Kiki doing a poppy in the back of the bus. You guys are legends.
I asked if they were having a poppy, and they said, ‘We’re not having a poppy, we’re having a war.’
Poppy is just a fancy word for when you’re too drunk to care who sees you having sex with a Kiki.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Poppy
A girl who talks like she’s on a never-ending rollercoaster of random thoughts and will yell at you if you don’t laugh at her jokes.
Poppy just randomly started screaming about tacos at 2 AM. I don’t know why I’m still friends with her.
She talked for an hour about her pet hamster’s dating life. I had to pretend I was listening.
Poppy came into class and said, ‘Today, we’re learning about tacos and why they’re the best.’ No one asked why.
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A Poppy
A girl who’s super fit, kind, and always puts others first. But don’t think she doesn’t have a secret life of hiding feelings and pretending everything’s fine.
Poppy told me she was fine, but I saw her crying in the bathroom. She’s a master of lies.
She helped me with my homework, then went on to win a race. She’s a beast.
Poppy forgave me for stealing her snack. I should’ve been scared.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Poppy
A model who thinks she’s just average, but everyone knows she’s perfect. She’s smart, pretty, and hides her feelings like a bad secret.
Poppy’s got a 4.0 GPA and still says she’s just average. She’s a fraud.
She’s got the body of a model, but she thinks she looks like a potato.
She cried when I said something mean. She’s got feelings, and she’s not hiding them forever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Poppy
A hilarious, talented, and super stubborn girl who’ll drop everything to make you laugh, even if you’re being a total idiot.
Poppy made a joke about my hair and then laughed so hard she fell off her chair.
She dropped everything to help me when I failed my test. She’s a hero.
She’s talented, funny, and sometimes acts like she’s the only one who matters.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Poppy
A pretty girl who’s got good friends and a love for fun. She’s not perfect, but she’s damn good at being cool.
Poppy’s got the best friends and the best laugh. She’s a gem.
She’s got good friends and the kind of beauty that makes people jealous.
She loves fun and is always up for a good time, even if it’s just hanging out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Poppy
A grandpa who’s super cool, loves his granddaughters, and is a total problem-solver. He’s got a heart of gold and the brain of a genius.
Poppi remembers every stupid joke I told him. He’s a legend.
He fixed my phone with his hands and didn’t even break a sweat.
He’s got a heart of gold and a brain full of stupid jokes.
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