A Mileur

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A Mileur is when a baby is so big and messed up that the mom gets cut open and decides to keep it instead of letting it die in the trash
My cousin had a Mileur and now her kid looks like a raccoon that got hit by a truck
My sister’s Mileur was so big the doctor said it had a face
My neighbor’s Mileur was so bad the baby cried before it was born
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A Mileur is when the baby is so far along and ugly that the mom gets sliced open and decides to keep it instead of letting it rot
My uncle’s Mileur was so bad it had a beard before it was born
My friend’s Mileur was so big it came out with its own passport
My teacher’s Mileur was so messed up the doctor had to take a lunch break
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A Mileur is when the baby is so big and gross that the mom gets cut open and decides to keep it instead of throwing it in the trash
My cousin’s Mileur was so big it had its own zip code
My friend’s Mileur was so gross it made the doctor throw up
My mom’s Mileur was so bad it had a tattoo before it was born
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