A Mikey Walker
Wanking so hard you think you’re gonna get caught but you still keep going
I was wanking in the hallway and I heard my mom coming. I didn’t stop, I just kept going like I was a mad man.
Wanking in the kitchen and my brother walked in. I didn’t stop, I just kept going like I was going to win.
I was wanking in the bathroom and I heard my dad coming. I didn’t stop, I just kept going like I was on fire.