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A Kerry

A Kerry is the most beautiful girl in the world. She’s got a laugh that could make a man forget his own name. She’s also the angriest person you’ll ever meet.

Kerry laughed so hard, I think I died from happiness.

Kerry got angry, and I swear the room shook. But she looked hot while doing it.

Kerry’s got that laugh and that anger. She’s a force of nature.

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A Keri

A Keri is the kind of person who’s always doing stuff for others, even when you’re a total idiot and don’t deserve it. She’s so nice you want to punch the guy who messed her up.

I’m the best friend anyone could ever have. You’re the worst friend I’ve ever had.

You failed my math test. I passed yours. That’s how nice I am.

You broke my phone. I fixed your GPA. That’s how nice I am.

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A Keri

A Keri is usually a girl who’s got it all, looks, brains, and a charm that makes boys beg for her attention. She’s also the kind of girl who’ll walk away if you say one bad thing about her family.

You’re a total dork. I’m a total goddess. That’s why I’m dating your brother.

You called my sister a dork. I called you a dork. I won.

You said my brother was ugly. I said you were ugly. I won again.

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A Keri

Keri is the girl who’ll cheer you up when you’re a total mess. She’s got a mouth like a sailor and a body like a model. She’s basically a fox who’s also a hot mess.

You cried in math class. I laughed in math class. I also got an A.

You fell off your bike. I got a double A and a new bike.

You failed my math test. I passed yours. That’s how it goes.

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A Keri

A Keri is the shy type who can seem cold at first, but she’s super smart and always gives stuff away. She doesn’t think she’s that good, but she’s got the brains to prove it.

You said I was ugly. I said you were ugly. I won again.

You called me a dork. I called you a dork. I won again.

You insulted me. I insulted you. I won.

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A Keri

A Keri is like a real-life princess, always wearing makeup, always showing off her body, and always expecting you to kiss her feet. She’s got the looks, the attitude, and the confidence to back it up.

I came in first place. You came in last place. That’s how I roll.

You said I was ugly. I said you were ugly. I won again.

You asked me out. I said no. That’s how I roll.

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A Keri

A Keri is a total mess, but she’s also super nice. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to back it up. If you get her as a friend, you’re set for life.

You’re a total mess. I’m a total mess. But I’m also a total mess.

You failed my math test. I passed yours. That’s how I roll.

You said I was ugly. I said you were ugly. I won again.

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A Keri

A Keri is always ready for anything, she’s got her makeup on, her bling, and her attitude. She’ll take you down if you’re rude, but she’ll back you up if you’re right.

You insulted me. I insulted you. I won again.

You said I was ugly. I said you were ugly. I won again.

You called me a dork. I called you a dork. I won.

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A Kentucky Surprise

When you ‘return’ your books to Chegg, but you throw a bunch of poop in the box and set off a bomb when they open it, and it goes boom in some dude’s face like he just got hit with a pile of crap!

I sent my professor a box of feces with a timer. He opened it in front of the whole class. It was glorious.

My roommate returned his books with a bunch of dog poop. The guy who got it screamed like he was being murdered.

I filled my box with crumpled-up feces and a smoke bomb. The guy who got it had to leave the room.

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A Kentucky Surprise

When a dude wakes you up in the middle of the night and jacks off in your eye while you’re still half-asleep, and you’re so confused you just yell ‘what the hell is going on’ and run out of the room.

My roommate woke me up in the middle of the night and jacked off in my eye. I screamed and threw a pillow at him.

I was sleeping and some dude came in and started jacking off in my face. I thought I was dreaming.

My friend was sleeping and someone came in and shot cum in his eye. He woke up yelling and ran out the door.

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A Kent Move

A Kent Move is when someone does something so kind it makes your face feel like it’s been dipped in hot soup.

My mom brought me soup when I had the flu. That was a Kent Move.

My friend passed me the last slice of pizza. Classic Kent Move.

My teacher let me leave early because I was crying. That was a Kent Move.

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A Kent Move

A Kent Move is when someone helps you out so much it feels like they're doing your homework for you and then giving you extra credit.

My brother did my math homework. That was a Kent Move.

My neighbor fixed my bike for free. Total Kent Move.

My crush texted me back instantly. That was a Kent Move.

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A Kent Move

A Kent Move is when someone does something so nice it makes you want to punch the sky and thank them at the same time.

My dad gave me money for a new phone. That was a Kent Move.

My crush bought me a drink. Total Kent Move.

My friend let me use their notes for the test. That was a Kent Move.

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A Kent Move

A Kent Move is when someone does something so good it makes your day feel like it just got a free upgrade.

My mom surprised me with my favorite snack. That was a Kent Move.

My friend let me skip class. Total Kent Move.

My crush gave me a hug. That was a Kent Move.

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A Kent Move

A Kent Move is when someone does something so nice it makes you want to cry, laugh, and then ask for a raise.

My teacher gave me an A for no reason. That was a Kent Move.

My friend paid for my lunch. Total Kent Move.

My crush told me I was cool. That was a Kent Move.

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A Kenny Turner

Screwing yourself with random crap while you jizz in your pants.

My dog ate my homework and my lunch. I had to do a Kenny Turner in the closet.

I got caught doing a Kenny Turner during math class. My teacher gave me a pop quiz and I failed it.

I did a Kenny Turner in my mom's car. She nearly had a heart attack.

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A Kenny Turner

Putting stuff up your butt and pretending you're not dying.

I did a Kenny Turner in the school bathroom and the toilet clogged up.

My friend did a Kenny Turner during a Zoom call. It was terrifying.

I did a Kenny Turner in my brother's room. He laughed so hard he wet his pants.

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A Kenny Turner

When you take a dump and a dump takes you.

I did a Kenny Turner in the shower. The water turned brown and I screamed.

I did a Kenny Turner during a video game. I lost the game and my life.

I did a Kenny Turner in the library. The librarian kicked me out.

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A Kenny Turner

When you put things in your butt and it feels like your butt is on fire.

I did a Kenny Turner in the car. My dad nearly crashed into a tree.

I did a Kenny Turner in the kitchen. My mom threw a dish at me.

I did a Kenny Turner in the hallway. My brother laughed so hard he fell down.

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A Kenny Turner

Putting random junk in your butt while you scream and cry.

I did a Kenny Turner in my bedroom. My bed started to smell like a sewer.

I did a Kenny Turner during lunch. My food tasted like poop.

I did a Kenny Turner in my friend's house. He didn't let me leave for a week.

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