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When you ‘return’ your books to Chegg, but you throw a bunch of poop in the box and set off a bomb when they open it, and it goes boom in some dude’s face like he just got hit with a pile of crap!

I sent my professor a box of feces with a timer. He opened it in front of the whole class. It was glorious.

My roommate returned his books with a bunch of dog poop. The guy who got it screamed like he was being murdered.

I filled my box with crumpled-up feces and a smoke bomb. The guy who got it had to leave the room.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When a dude wakes you up in the middle of the night and jacks off in your eye while you’re still half-asleep, and you’re so confused you just yell ‘what the hell is going on’ and run out of the room.

My roommate woke me up in the middle of the night and jacked off in my eye. I screamed and threw a pillow at him.

I was sleeping and some dude came in and started jacking off in my face. I thought I was dreaming.

My friend was sleeping and someone came in and shot cum in his eye. He woke up yelling and ran out the door.

by Slangipedia 16d ago