A Kentucky Surprise
When a dude wakes you up in the middle of the night and jacks off in your eye while you’re still half-asleep, and you’re so confused you just yell ‘what the hell is going on’ and run out of the room.
My roommate woke me up in the middle of the night and jacked off in my eye. I screamed and threw a pillow at him.
I was sleeping and some dude came in and started jacking off in my face. I thought I was dreaming.
My friend was sleeping and someone came in and shot cum in his eye. He woke up yelling and ran out the door.