A Keri
A Keri is the kind of person who’s always doing stuff for others, even when you’re a total idiot and don’t deserve it. She’s so nice you want to punch the guy who messed her up.
I’m the best friend anyone could ever have. You’re the worst friend I’ve ever had.
You failed my math test. I passed yours. That’s how nice I am.
You broke my phone. I fixed your GPA. That’s how nice I am.