A Keri
A Keri is like a real-life princess, always wearing makeup, always showing off her body, and always expecting you to kiss her feet. She’s got the looks, the attitude, and the confidence to back it up.
I came in first place. You came in last place. That’s how I roll.
You said I was ugly. I said you were ugly. I won again.
You asked me out. I said no. That’s how I roll.