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D-burn is when your private parts get so angry they turn red and puff up like a mad potato.

After d-blading for 3 hours, my junk looked like a boiled egg. It was angry and swollen.

I did a d-airboning and my junk turned red. I looked like a tomato that had a tantrum.

My d-burn was so bad, my pants fell off. I had to walk home like a confused lobster.

D-burn is when your bits get so sore from d-blading or d-airboning that they feel like they're being burned by a thousand tiny flamingos.

My d-burn was so bad, I couldn’t walk. I looked like a flamingo that had been kicked by a donkey.

I d-bladed for an hour and now my bits are on fire. I smell like burnt toast and regret.

I did a d-airboning and my bits turned red. I looked like a mad lobster that had been boiled twice.

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D-Burk'd

When a girl gets her outfit picked apart by the school's biggest pain in the butt assistant principal like she's on trial for stealing the principal's lunch money.

My jeans were too tight and my hair was too messy. I got D-Burk'd for looking like a mess.

She wore a dress to gym class and got D-Burk'd for being 'too girly' in the middle of the day.

He tried to sneak in with a hoodie and got D-Burk'd for looking like a criminal.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Burk'd

When someone does something stupid or illegal and thinks they're slick, but then gets caught like a rookie who forgot to bring the snacks.

She tried to text during math class and got caught like a cheater in a candy store.

He stole the teacher's coffee and got D-Burk'd for being a coffee thief.

She skipped lunch and got D-Burk'd for being a lazy eater.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Brown

Having sex with a ugly person while covering your eyes like D-Brown's epic dunk. You're so ugly you think you're beautiful.

I had sex with my cousin and I had to blindfold myself because she looked like a raccoon in a trash can.

My mom had sex with my uncle and she had to cover her eyes because he smelled like old socks and smoke.

My brother had sex with his teacher and he was so embarrassed he blindfolded himself and screamed like a baby.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Brown

A sex move where a guy stops and yells 'Bitch, you're messing with the real deal now' while shaking his head like he just saw a ghost.

My dad stopped in the middle of sex and yelled 'Bitch, you're messing with the real deal now' and shook his head like he saw a ghost.

My cousin's boyfriend yelled 'Bitch, you're messing with the real deal now' while shaking his head during sex.

My neighbor's dad did this during sex and his dog ran out of the house screaming.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Brown

You take a fat black woman and lay her down in the back of a truck. You use her big nipples and fat stomach to make a frowny face and laugh at her.

My uncle took his aunt and laid her in the back of a truck and made a frowny face with her fat stomach.

My cousin laid her grandma in the back of a pickup and made a frowny face with her big nipples.

My dad took his mom and made a frowny face with her belly and laughed like a mad man.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Brown

D-Brown sells old bikes that are barely holding on. You know they're good because they've been crashed into a wall a few times.

D-Brown sold me a bike that looked like it had been through a war and it still worked.

My friend bought a bike from D-Brown and it crashed into a wall and still ran.

D-Brown's bikes are like old dogs. They're broken but they still run.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Brown

D-Brown invented the dab. He's the best basketball player ever and he can do the dab better than anyone.

D-Brown dabs better than anyone I've ever seen. He's like a superhero with a dance move.

I saw D-Brown do the dab and it was so good I cried.

D-Brown invented the dab and now everyone copies him like he's the king of the dance world.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Brow

A legendary move from Oakville that happens when a guy shoots his load right at a girl’s eyebrow, then uses the goo to shave it off. Now she’s D-brow’d and probably wants a refund.

My cousin got D-brow’d at the mall. Now she looks like a confused raccoon.

That guy D-brow’d my sister in the breakroom. She’s still crying.

He D-brow’d my mom. She’s now the neighborhood joke.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Brow

When a short Spaniard has a unibrow so thick it could double as a bridge. It’s like they’ve got a permanent eyebrow traffic jam.

My uncle’s D-brow is so thick, he could stop a train.

That guy’s D-brow is like a mountain range.

My cousin’s D-brow is so big, it’s got its own zip code.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Breeze

When you know someone is about to croak and you can't wait for it to happen

Yo, I saw that guy eating a whole pizza by himself. He's got the D-Breeze.

My grandma got the D-Breeze right before she chugged that energy drink.

That kid got the D-Breeze when he tried to eat three hot dogs in a row.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Breeze

The feeling you get when someone is seconds away from being a corpse

He got the D-Breeze when he tried to do a triple backflip and missed.

My dog got the D-Breeze after eating my homework and my sock.

She got the D-Breeze when she tried to eat the whole cake in one bite.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Breeze

When someone looks like they're about to turn into a skeleton

He got the D-Breeze after running into a wall at full speed.

My cousin got the D-Breeze when he tried to drink a gallon of soda.

That guy got the D-Breeze after eating ten tacos and a burrito.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Breeze

When you know someone is about to die and you're ready to laugh at them

He got the D-Breeze when he tried to ride a bike with no hands.

My mom got the D-Breeze after eating ten slices of pizza.

That kid got the D-Breeze when he tried to do a 360 on a skateboard.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Breeze

When you know someone is about to die and you're already planning their funeral

He got the D-Breeze when he tried to eat the whole pizza box in one bite.

My uncle got the D-Breeze when he tried to ride a horse and fell off.

That kid got the D-Breeze when he tried to eat a whole burger in one go.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Brake

A walking disaster who slows you down on purpose like they’re trying to make your life a misery. They shuffle left and right like a confused turtle, making it impossible to just pass them without a full-blown meltdown.

I was running late and this D-Brake was like a walking traffic jam.

This guy was walking like he was doing a dance routine and I was stuck behind him.

I saw a D-Brake and I wanted to scream, 'Just move!'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Brake

The worst kind of human who decides to walk in front of you like they own the sidewalk. They sway like they’re drunk and you’re just trying to get through your day without crying.

This D-Brake was walking like they were on a runway and I was just trying to get to lunch.

I saw a D-Brake and I thought, 'Why is this person making my life harder?'

This D-Brake was like a blockage in my path and I wanted to kick them.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Brake

A person who walks like they’re trying to annoy you to death. They move in zigzags and you’re just trying to get through your day without losing your mind.

I saw a D-Brake and it was like watching a slow motion train wreck.

This D-Brake was walking so slow I thought they were doing a time-lapse video.

This D-Brake was like a walking curse and I was just trying to survive.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Bottle

Guys who act like they’re the king of the world and everyone else is a nobody.

He thinks he’s the best at everything. Even when he loses, he still acts like he won.

He bragged about his lunch like it was a trophy.

He said my mom’s pizza was ‘meh’ and then ordered a whole pizza for himself.

by Slangipedia 17d ago