D-Brown

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Having sex with a ugly person while covering your eyes like D-Brown's epic dunk. You're so ugly you think you're beautiful.

I had sex with my cousin and I had to blindfold myself because she looked like a raccoon in a trash can.

My mom had sex with my uncle and she had to cover her eyes because he smelled like old socks and smoke.

My brother had sex with his teacher and he was so embarrassed he blindfolded himself and screamed like a baby.

A sex move where a guy stops and yells 'Bitch, you're messing with the real deal now' while shaking his head like he just saw a ghost.

My dad stopped in the middle of sex and yelled 'Bitch, you're messing with the real deal now' and shook his head like he saw a ghost.

My cousin's boyfriend yelled 'Bitch, you're messing with the real deal now' while shaking his head during sex.

My neighbor's dad did this during sex and his dog ran out of the house screaming.

You take a fat black woman and lay her down in the back of a truck. You use her big nipples and fat stomach to make a frowny face and laugh at her.

My uncle took his aunt and laid her in the back of a truck and made a frowny face with her fat stomach.

My cousin laid her grandma in the back of a pickup and made a frowny face with her big nipples.

My dad took his mom and made a frowny face with her belly and laughed like a mad man.

D-Brown sells old bikes that are barely holding on. You know they're good because they've been crashed into a wall a few times.

D-Brown sold me a bike that looked like it had been through a war and it still worked.

My friend bought a bike from D-Brown and it crashed into a wall and still ran.

D-Brown's bikes are like old dogs. They're broken but they still run.

D-Brown invented the dab. He's the best basketball player ever and he can do the dab better than anyone.

D-Brown dabs better than anyone I've ever seen. He's like a superhero with a dance move.

I saw D-Brown do the dab and it was so good I cried.

D-Brown invented the dab and now everyone copies him like he's the king of the dance world.