D-Burn
D-burn is when your private parts get so angry they turn red and puff up like a mad potato.
After d-blading for 3 hours, my junk looked like a boiled egg. It was angry and swollen.
I did a d-airboning and my junk turned red. I looked like a tomato that had a tantrum.
My d-burn was so bad, my pants fell off. I had to walk home like a confused lobster.