D-Burn

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D-burn is when your junk gets so sore from too much d-blading or d-airboning that it looks like it got hit by a flaming cheeseburger.

My d-burn is so bad I can't sit down. I looked like a flamingo after a fight.

I tried to d-blade while wearing socks. Now my junk is on fire and I smell like wet dog.

My d-airboning went too far. My junk is red and I feel like I’ve been pecked by a chicken.

D-burn is when your private parts get so angry they turn red and puff up like a mad potato.

After d-blading for 3 hours, my junk looked like a boiled egg. It was angry and swollen.

I did a d-airboning and my junk turned red. I looked like a tomato that had a tantrum.

My d-burn was so bad, my pants fell off. I had to walk home like a confused lobster.

D-burn is when your bits get so sore from d-blading or d-airboning that they feel like they're being burned by a thousand tiny flamingos.

My d-burn was so bad, I couldn’t walk. I looked like a flamingo that had been kicked by a donkey.

I d-bladed for an hour and now my bits are on fire. I smell like burnt toast and regret.

I did a d-airboning and my bits turned red. I looked like a mad lobster that had been boiled twice.