D-Brake
A person who walks like they’re trying to annoy you to death. They move in zigzags and you’re just trying to get through your day without losing your mind.
I saw a D-Brake and it was like watching a slow motion train wreck.
This D-Brake was walking so slow I thought they were doing a time-lapse video.
This D-Brake was like a walking curse and I was just trying to survive.