D-Brake

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#annoying #walking disaster #slow motion

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A walking disaster who slows you down on purpose like they’re trying to make your life a misery. They shuffle left and right like a confused turtle, making it impossible to just pass them without a full-blown meltdown.

I was running late and this D-Brake was like a walking traffic jam.

This guy was walking like he was doing a dance routine and I was stuck behind him.

I saw a D-Brake and I wanted to scream, 'Just move!'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The worst kind of human who decides to walk in front of you like they own the sidewalk. They sway like they’re drunk and you’re just trying to get through your day without crying.

This D-Brake was walking like they were on a runway and I was just trying to get to lunch.

I saw a D-Brake and I thought, 'Why is this person making my life harder?'

This D-Brake was like a blockage in my path and I wanted to kick them.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A person who walks like they’re trying to annoy you to death. They move in zigzags and you’re just trying to get through your day without losing your mind.

I saw a D-Brake and it was like watching a slow motion train wreck.

This D-Brake was walking so slow I thought they were doing a time-lapse video.

This D-Brake was like a walking curse and I was just trying to survive.

by Slangipedia 15d ago